Why Disabled Women Are Completely Viable Dating Options

Dating a disabled women.

Why disabled women are totally viable dating options Admit it, when you think about your ideal woman, you’re probably thinking about some hot hard-bodied supermodel with wide hips and a huge rack. And more often than not, she probably has full use of all her limbs and senses. But come on people, it’s 2018. Isn’t Read More

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How To Steal From Walmart

How to steal from Walmart.

How to steal from Walmart The American super-chain Walmart is basically a real-life Amazon store, except you can actually see how depressed the staff are and shoppers look like they’re taken straight from a Cronenberg film. Given the abundance of all-year deals and one-off feeding frenzies such as Black Friday, it’s hard to imagine why Read More

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We Should Be Ashamed of Ourselves for Making Bhad Bhabie Famous

Bhad Bhabie aka Danielle Bregoli on the red carpet.

Why does our species keep making such flaming pieces of human garbage famous? It seems that the farther along we get over the course of human history, the more ridiculous our famous people become. Rappers nowadays sport pink frosted dreadlocks with weird glasses and questionable face tattoos.  And you know what? People still seem to Read More

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