Drunk in Public: How to Handle Yourself and Others

A man is drunk in public on the street.

Everything you need to know about drinking in public Getting drunk in public is a right of passage that everybody goes through. As a result, it’s important to make sure everyone knows how to handle themselves when they’re drunk on the street. Drinking in public is fantastic. Although, it can get a little bit hectic Read More

Why Coachella Sucks

Reasons why coachella sucks.

There are very few places in the world that, beyond a shadow of a doubt, just plain suck. Coachella is certainly one of those places. Deep in the bowels of the California valley lies a festival of self-entitled rich and spoiled fuckwits in dumb clothes. In reality, it’s a bunch of boring people listening to Read More

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How to Skip School

Two students missing from school because they skipped.

Learning how to skip school is the cornerstone of any well-rounded education. It doesn’t matter if you’re in high school or university, no student should ever have to endure a full week of education. It’s a scientifically proven fact that most students can only absorb up to 4 hours of lecturing per day. That means Read More

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When to Shave Your Balls

A man shaving his balls.

Since the dawn of time men everywhere have been enamoured by the appearance of their junk. It’s important to know when it’s time to shave your balls and when it’s ok to let it all grow wild. We all like to see our nuts look their best. And we all know they look the absolute Read More

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Drinking in a Club: How to Do It Without Breaking the Bank

Woman drinking in a club.

Drinking in a club is nothing if not a costly ordeal. The first thing you want to do when out at a fancy establishment is to minimize your spending. Drinking in a club will cost you an arm and a leg. Ideally, you want to spend as little money as possible. But how do you Read More

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How to Poop at School: College Edition

A school stall for pooping at school.

If you’re like most people, you probably dread the awful “poop at school” (unless you’re a real man and relish the idea of public shitting). No man should ever be embarrassed about taking a cannonading dump inside a public restroom. Take pride in your ability to make people run screaming from the stalls next to Read More

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