How to Have a Cottage Party

Cottage party.

Having a cottage party is one of the best ways to celebrate any kind of milestone event. That’s why it’s important to learn how to have a cottage party that’ll blow the minds of everyone in attendance. In order to get the job done properly, there are a number of things you’ll need to take Read More

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Why Coachella Sucks

Reasons why coachella sucks.

There are very few places in the world that, beyond a shadow of a doubt, just plain suck. Coachella is certainly one of those places. Deep in the bowels of the California valley lies a festival of self-entitled rich and spoiled fuckwits in dumb clothes. In reality, it’s a bunch of boring people listening to Read More

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How to Skip School

Two students missing from school because they skipped.

Learning how to skip school is the cornerstone of any well-rounded education. It doesn’t matter if you’re in high school or university, no student should ever have to endure a full week of education. It’s a scientifically proven fact that most students can only absorb up to 4 hours of lecturing per day. That means Read More

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