Why Coachella Sucks

Reasons why coachella sucks.

There are very few places in the world that, beyond a shadow of a doubt, just plain suck. Coachella is certainly one of those places. Deep in the bowels of the California valley lies a festival of self-entitled rich and spoiled fuckwits in dumb clothes. In reality, it’s a bunch of boring people listening to Read More

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How to Skip School

Two students missing from school because they skipped.

Learning how to skip school is the cornerstone of any well-rounded education. It doesn’t matter if you’re in high school or university, no student should ever have to endure a full week of education. It’s a scientifically proven fact that most students can only absorb up to 4 hours of lecturing per day. That means Read More

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Drinking in a Club: How to Do It Without Breaking the Bank

Woman drinking in a club.

Drinking in a club is nothing if not a costly ordeal. The first thing you want to do when out at a fancy establishment is to minimize your spending. Drinking in a club will cost you an arm and a leg. Ideally, you want to spend as little money as possible. But how do you Read More

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