Contact Us

We encourage you to contact The Chalkdown by emailing us at [email protected]

That being said, if you’re a crybaby, wanna-be complainer, offended activist or general miscreant, we’ll throw your email in the garbage faster than a recovering food addict runs towards a display of double-stuffed pepperoni pizza. We’ll also anonymize and publish your shit email so the world can see how ridiculous you are. Holla!

Below is a random sample of our great work which might result in you sending us an email:


Two students missing from school because they skipped.
How to Skip School
Student is cheating in school by writing notes on his hand.
How to Cheat in School and Why You Should Do It
How to complain at a restaurant.
How to Complain at a Restaurant