Contact Us

We encourage you to contact The Chalkdown by emailing us at [email protected]

That being said, if you’re a crybaby, wanna-be complainer, offended activist or general miscreant, we’ll throw your email in the garbage faster than a recovering food addict runs towards a display of double-stuffed pepperoni pizza. We’ll also anonymize and publish your shit email so the world can see how ridiculous you are. Holla!

Below is a random sample of our great work which might result in you sending us an email:


A social justice warrior holding up a sign.
Why Social Justice Warriors (SJWs) Suck
Instagram slut posing for picture.
Am I an Instagram Slut?
A passenger is drunk in a plane.
Drunk in a Plane: a Definitive Guide