Contact Us

We encourage you to contact The Chalkdown by emailing us at [email protected]

That being said, if you’re a crybaby, wanna-be complainer, offended activist or general miscreant, we’ll throw your email in the garbage faster than a recovering food addict runs towards a display of double-stuffed pepperoni pizza. We’ll also anonymize and publish your shit email so the world can see how ridiculous you are. Holla!

Below is a random sample of our great work which might result in you sending us an email:


People dancing at a rave.
Dancing at a Rave: How Not to Look like an Idiot
Melted cheese wheels for fondue.
Why Melted Cheese Is the Greatest Food on Earth
Girl learning how to make friends at college.
How to Make Friends at College