Contact Us

We encourage you to contact The Chalkdown by emailing us at [email protected]

That being said, if you’re a crybaby, wanna-be complainer, offended activist or general miscreant, we’ll throw your email in the garbage faster than a recovering food addict runs towards a display of double-stuffed pepperoni pizza. We’ll also anonymize and publish your shit email so the world can see how ridiculous you are. Holla!

Below is a random sample of our great work which might result in you sending us an email:


Melted cheese wheels for fondue.
Why Melted Cheese Is the Greatest Food on Earth
Finding out ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
How to Check If Your Ex Girlfriend Is Pregnant
Woman drinking in a club.
Drinking in a Club: How to Do It Without Breaking the Bank