How to Complain at a Restaurant

How to complain at a restaurant.

This is the definitive guide on how to complain at a restaurant. Many restaurants can be a magical experience. They’re a place for first dates, pick-me-ups, birthdays, proposals, break-ups and everything in between. However, dining out typically comes at a premium, especially when tipping for service is mandatory. That being said, we’ve had had a Read More

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Why Disabled Women Are Completely Viable Dating Options

Dating a disabled women.

Why disabled women are totally viable dating options Admit it, when you think about your ideal woman, you’re probably thinking about some hot hard-bodied supermodel with wide hips and a huge rack. And more often than not, she probably has full use of all her limbs and senses. But come on people, it’s 2018. Isn’t Read More

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How To Steal From Walmart

How to steal from Walmart.

How to steal from Walmart The American super-chain Walmart is basically a real-life Amazon store, except you can actually see how depressed the staff are and shoppers look like they’re taken straight from a Cronenberg film. Given the abundance of all-year deals and one-off feeding frenzies such as Black Friday, it’s hard to imagine why Read More

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We Should Be Ashamed of Ourselves for Making Bhad Bhabie Famous

Bhad Bhabie aka Danielle Bregoli on the red carpet.

Why does our species keep making such flaming pieces of human garbage famous? It seems that the farther along we get over the course of human history, the more ridiculous our famous people become. Rappers nowadays sport pink frosted dreadlocks with weird glasses and questionable face tattoos.  And you know what? People still seem to Read More

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Am I an Instagram Slut?

Instagram slut posing for picture.

It is perfectly reasonable to ask yourself if you’re an Instagram slut. Most people that use the platform are content uploading occasional holiday shots and the odd selfie. Through strenuous research and development, we’ve created the last word in diagnostic tools: The Chalkdown’s Patented Instagram Sluttiness Index ™ (SLI™). Read on to see where you Read More

The Glastonbury Festival Knowledge Guide

The Glastonbury Festival lights.

What the Jeeves is Glastonbury? Most days, Glastonbury is a quintessentially British town, located in the South-West of England. A picture-perfect place, complete with cobbled streets, cheery-faced locals, and Sunday-Roast pubs. Essentially, it’s The Shire. Surrounding this lovely town is the Great British countryside, flanked by sporadic forests, and farms. One in particular, Worthy Farm, Read More

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